Staying newborn

There's a newborn baby at my house this week. He was born just a few days ago. He drinks his two or three ounces of formula, deposits two or three ounces in his diaper, and goes back to sleep. He's tiny, a little less than six pounds. He can't talk yet, obviously, and he's months … Continue reading Staying newborn

Guaranteed*

Ever get an offer in the mail that said "Satisfaction Guaranteed*" and you were interested until you looked to see what the little asterisk was about, and then you found twelve pages of small print? Typically if you were to boil down those long pages of small print into something of more reasonable length they … Continue reading Guaranteed*